anti-clericalism


Beneath the pious charade, one begins to suspect so. Two instances come to mind.

First, back in 1976 the guy in charge in the Vatican – Paul IV – was scouting around for a new cardinal, preferably from Asia. One of his assistants mentioned a certain Archbishop Jaime Sin, from the Philippines. ‘Shit yeah’, said the pope, ‘he’s our man’. ‘Why?’ someone asked. ‘You can’t pass up the opportunity for a Cardinal Sin’. So Cardinal Sin he became , and remained so for almost 30 years.

Second, in 1974 the famous church historian, Cardinal Jean Daniélou, was found dead in a brothel at the age of 69. On his person was a bag of cash. When the archbishop of Paris was asked to comment, he said in a deadpan voice, ‘Cardinal Daniélou was … on an errand of mercy’.

I’m sure there’s other examples out there.

(ht ks for the second)

Although Gramsci was fascinated by the Church, mining the Roman Catholics for tips on how to run the communist party and holding up the Reformation as the last great bottom-to-top revolution, he has no romantic delusions.

Thus, ‘Jesuitism is an advance when compared to idolatry, but it is an obstacle to the development of modern civilization’ (Q1§107). And yet other elements within the Roman Catholic Church, such as the integralists, made the Jesuits look like a moderate centre-party of a Church that had already assumed ‘the mummified shape of a formalistic and absolutist organism’ which ‘hangs together only by virtue of the rigidity typical of a paralytic’ (Q20§4(ii).

In a former life I used to be known as the Irreverend Roland Boer (more on that some time), so to brighten up Christmas morn, a few choice moments. The first, noted by the Dunedin School, was a billboard hoisted by St Matthews in the City in Auckland, NZ. It lasted but a few days before being slashed by one or two zealous and pious people (always be suspicious of the pious, I was once told by Jim Mullan):

And the second is something to show the kiddies when they ask how Jesus got his name:

As for me, by some strange coincidence, on this quiet Christmas morn I’m reading Nietzsche’s Twilight of the Idols and Beyond Good and Evil.

… which has decided to close down since the divine Tiger has, well, swerved from the straight and narrow of late – as well as rooting like a wombat (you know, it eats roots and leaves), chugging on the grog, smashing cars, snoring naked in public places and generally making himself much more interesting than the boring golfer he was. Whoever invented that dumb game, in which you  knock a tiny ball around a huge field with a big stick, trying to get it into one little hole after another, should have been shot. No wonder Tiger took to drink.

In response to my post on anti-clericalism, Bruce mentioned one of the great anti-clerics, Léon Bloy (1846-1917). Not only did he live a life poverty, begging from all and sundry so he could write, but he had a moustache to rival Stalin’s:

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Anti-clericalism should be part of any decent theology. I always find a good bout of anti-clericalism exceedingly satisfying and pleasurable. To give a few examples from two of my favourite authors: Engels could, given his background and intimate knowledge of the church, produce some delightful observations. Priests – in bed with the ruling classes, whether the remnants of the older nobility or the new bourgeoisie -  often join a list of the corrupt: ‘Gendarmes, priests, lawyers, bureaucrats, lords of the manor in cheerful profusion and a total absence of any and every industry, so that one could barely conceive what all these parasitic plants live on, were there no counterpart in the wretchedness of the peasants’. And in one of his engaging pieces on the military, Engels engages in a tally of available men for service, making the following delightful comment on the exemption of theologians from armed service in Prussia:

Let us take this further. 1,638 men were deferred or exempted as theologians. Why theologians should be too grand to serve is incomprehensible. On the contrary, a year’s army service, living in the open air, and contact with the outside world can only benefit them. So without more ado we will recruit them; 1/3 of the total number for the current year, with 3/4 unfit, still leaves 139 men to be included.

Marx too could fire off a sharp remark, a skill he picked up when writing as a journalist and editor for the Rheinische Zeitung in the early 1840s. For example, commenting on the Paris commune and the clergy, he writes: ‘The priests were sent back to the recesses of private life, there to feed upon the alms of the faithful in imitation of their predecessors, the Apostles’. Or when he found himself on a train between Cologne and Frankfurt, he encountered a Roman Catholic priest (by the name of Mutzelberger), who loosened his tongue after Marx gave him a few swigs of his brandy bottle. At this point, ‘the Holy Ghost came to my aid’, for Marx was able to get quite a bit from him.

It’s bloody fun to track these comments in Marx and Engels, or, if you like, those other great anti-clericals, Luther and Calvin, Spinoza and Voltaire, Nietzsche and many others. I long for a work that catalogues the best of them, especially since my own background (Reformed Calvinist, albeit of a wayward type) made anti-clericalism its bread and butter. And I know the church and its small-minded bureaucrats only too well: the smarmy bishop who leans back, resplendent in his purple, and smiles broadly while quietly inserting the knife; the petty power brokers who make secular governments look tame in their efforts gain control over church coffers; the apologist for the latest round of employer tactics, who claim the that better conditions for workers will ruin their businesses. After all, the church has had a good two millennia to refine its skills, focusing on one’s most sensitive spot, turning it on the rack and extracting grovelling obedience. Or, as Marx put it: ‘General exploitation of communal human nature, just as every imperfection in man, is a bond with heaven – giving the priest access to his heart’. Fuck yeah!

All the same, anti-clericalism is not to be confused with atheism. Even more, anti-clericalism is not only the preserve of secular critics, especially on the left, for it should also be very much part of any theological reflection.