Having just spent a few days with Christina cycling in the hills on some of those late March scorchers, I realised that the quintessential Australian experience is:

1. ensure it is hot to stinking hot

2. walk, ride or whatever for about a week in the bush

3. don’t wash for the whole time

4. drop your pants for a piss or a shit and …

5. try to count how many flies swarm to your nether regions

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