Hittite law 199 states:
If anyone has sexual relations with a pig or a dog, he shall die … If an ox leaps on a man (in sexual excitement), the ox shall die; the man shall not die. They shall substitute one sheep for the man and put it to death. If a pig leaps on a man (in sexual excitement), it is not an offence.
Obviously the Australian representative player filmed with a dog is not a Hittite, otherwise he would have chosen a more suitable partner.
5 November, 2010 at 12:26 am
blaming the booze… lame.
5 November, 2010 at 12:43 am
Was the dog drinking? That is the crucial question.
5 November, 2010 at 10:34 am
i suspect the dog was delivered over to a ruphie (or however that’s spelled)
5 November, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Of course, in the Middle Ages the dog’s career would also be under a cloud.