Here it is, just mailed:
Dear Charlie,
I have given your rather extraordinary letter much thought, although it did cross my mind at first that it was hoax, a prank pulled by a friend or colleague. But then I realised you were in earnest.
Initially I pondered a few other sub-titles, such as:
‘The Prophets and the Bald-Headed Jesus’
‘The Case of Curious George and the Prophets’
‘How to Analyse the Prophetic Dangling Participle’
‘How to Deal with the Executive Staff Member of the Prophetic Guild’
‘How to Blow a Prophetic Trombone’
However, I prefer to stay with the original title for the following reasons. First, I do not think it is appropriate for the SBL to censor titles or papers of scholarly work, especially when such a paper has already been accepted and is part of the program. As John Lyons already pointed out to you in an email message, this is the first step down a long and slippery slope. Second, the paper asks us to think earthily and concretely about the Bible, which is indeed a very earthy and at times crude collection of texts – as I will argue in more details in a book of mine, now complete, called Fleshly Readings. The title of the paper reflects this element and it would be misleading to change the title with a view to softening its impact. Third, I do find it strange that the effort to censor the title of the paper should come from the United States, a country that stands up and champions freedom of speech, and in our case, freedom of research. Without blowing my own trumpet, I would remind you that original ideas arise in this fashion. Fourth, as you are no doubt aware, there has been considerable debate in the blogosphere – here, here, here, here and here – as well as on my own blog - here and here. It would be unnacceptable for me to accept such a change in light of that support. Finally, on a matter directly related to the paper’s argument, I wonder whether the nervousness about the paper from those who have mentioned it to you comes from the anticipation that the paper objectifies male bodies, especially genitals. When it comes to biblical words describing women’s bodies and genitals, as in Ezekiel 16 and 23 for instance, commentators are all too happy, gleeful even, to objectify, analyse and disempower. But to do the same to male biblical bodies is a no-no.
For these reasons, then, I must remain firm and insist that the title stays as it is.
Roland
And thanks to Deane Galbraith in a piece over at Religion Bulletin for a new logo, or perhaps T-shirt design:

26 October, 2010 at 1:48 am
What could they do to stop you? Hmm…I would love to see them try to put you in SBL-jail. From what I understand, it’s a tiny cage in the conference room where they hold all those professional guild-y sessions, such as “respect and collegiality in the guild: are sausage-fests compatible with this mission?”
26 October, 2010 at 9:20 am
Like that old Sunny Boys hit, ‘Show me some discipline; I’ll show you mine.’
27 October, 2010 at 12:13 am
I’ve heard that instead of jail they make you attend one of those 5am Anglican breakfasts. Every day.
26 October, 2010 at 1:51 am
Posted under the one link earlier, but to reiterate; that t’shirt would look great with one of Jim West’s overalls.
26 October, 2010 at 9:21 am
I have a suspicion Deane may be bluffing down below, but I reckon the t-shirt at least is a goer.
26 October, 2010 at 9:23 am
According to Jim, you can pick it up: http://zwingliusredivivus.wordpress.com/2010/10/25/before-you-attend-the-sbl-buy-the-sausage-fest-t-shirt/
26 October, 2010 at 3:55 am
It’s good to see that this SBL is still the same one that solicited a paper of mine to publish on their website, and then upon receiving it quickly backtracked when it (the paper) was deemed too politically charged.
26 October, 2010 at 9:22 am
I’ve gotta see that one – can you send it?
26 October, 2010 at 7:42 am
I am very happy that you refused to change the title. I would love to hear what Charlie says in response.
Although I am primarily a NT person, I shall try to come to this session now!
26 October, 2010 at 9:23 am
Will check my email shortly, but I suspect he has to consult with the nervous nellies. See you in Atlanta, unless they get me banned at the border.
26 October, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Security is tight these days. You know, they may even send you to Australia for this offense.
27 October, 2010 at 8:19 am
Looking forward to it!
Still no reply I guess?
26 October, 2010 at 8:43 am
Have you read the infamous Sausage-Fest paper? NOW you can buy the T-shirt:
http://www.printfection.com/propheticsausagefest
26 October, 2010 at 9:24 am
Is this legit? Not that I don’t trust you or anything.
26 October, 2010 at 9:26 am
Would love to think that it is, of course.
26 October, 2010 at 9:37 am
Yes, you can really purchase this stuff, and they print it on demand.
As I noted on Religion Bulletin, any profits of sale to go towards the Bring Antonio Negri to SBL Fund, or some such.
26 October, 2010 at 9:57 am
as I said it isn’t big enough. let along bright enough.
26 October, 2010 at 10:09 am
There’s just no satisfying you, is there, Steph?
26 October, 2010 at 10:14 am
oh yes there is actually…
26 October, 2010 at 9:59 am
obviously I meant long – big and long sausages are better than small ones, and bright is much better than white.
26 October, 2010 at 10:11 am
The site lets you choose your favourite colour. The market satisfies all your choices, and affirms your individuality. Amen.
26 October, 2010 at 10:13 am
the sausage isn’t BIG enough!! I don’t like squiggley things that make people peer at my chest.
26 October, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Bugger. There are no shorts on Printfection.
27 October, 2010 at 1:37 am
LOVE THE SHORTS!!! (not for me though – my religion allows me only to wear dresses … and appropriately large sausaged t shirts)
26 October, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Just be sure you don’t send out any scurrilous email “impersonations” making fun of the more dignified SBL folks. They could put you in jail for that. That, at least, is the impression I get from the website I’ve linked.
26 October, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Which website is that?
6 November, 2010 at 9:52 am
That would be
http://deadseascrollstrial.blogspot.com/
26 October, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Deane, Steph, shorts, definitely, but a series of underwear, floormats, scarves, bras, tattooes. This’ll make Deane’s fortune.
26 October, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I have a reply from John Kutsko, the new SBL head honcho and the one who commissioned Charlie to write that first extraordinary piece. Given that he acts in a public capacity, as head of a public organisation, to one of its members, I’ll post it shortly.
27 October, 2010 at 1:39 am
yeah come on Deane – you can invent irrigation systems, now make your fortune in underwear. They’ll sell like sausage sizzles.
27 October, 2010 at 1:08 am
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27 October, 2010 at 2:04 am
Good for you!
28 October, 2010 at 2:05 am
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28 October, 2010 at 3:39 am
…pulled by a friend or colleague.
*Snigger*
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