About a year ago I posted a piece on the dire financial trouble of the Anglican Diocese of Sydney. On the verge of a massive campaign to convert 10% of Sydney to their brand of conservative evangelical Christianity, the financial crisis hit, their investments took a nosedive, they lost over $100 million, and Sydney was saved from a wave of zealous evangelists.
The apparent foolishness of buying at the peak of the market boom and selling at its bottom suggests to me greater forces at work: that God works in mysterious ways, especially among evangelicals. According to Peter Jensen, the archbishop, people have simply been ‘too trusting of one another’ (God forbid, especially in a church).
And Jensen has not only set up a commission to advise on what to do about all this lack of gospel-driven money, but also a prayer group to pray for the comission. This is, he claims, a group of ‘mature Christians’, whose sole task is to ensure that the commission is at every point ‘bathed in the intercessory prayer of these saints‘.
All I want to say is: ‘Peter, my dear simple friend, you may wish to check the content of those prayers, since you are a little too trusting of those “saints”‘.
13 October, 2010 at 2:51 am
theological ignoramuses the lot of them
13 October, 2010 at 7:52 am
especially in light of the fact that God has other things in mind for Sydney.
13 October, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Roland, this is off-topic, but I thought you might want to see the most unwittingly sexual theological book title I had seen in some time (makes me want to write the conservative author and say, “I haven’t read your book yet, but I’m looking forward to the part where God gets the ball gag put in”):
Gagging of God, The
13 October, 2010 at 2:23 pm
ha! i hadn’t thought of that one!
it’s a rubbish book for reading, but maybe it might be good for “other” purposes(???)
13 October, 2010 at 4:35 pm
This is the same D.A. Carson who once reviewed my Rescuing the Bible. – http://stalinsmoustache.wordpress.com/2008/08/07/response-to-d-a-carsons-review-of-rescuing-the-bible/
13 October, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Or the gag reflex when, according to D. Halperin, Ezekiel gives God a blowjob in Ez 2.
14 October, 2010 at 12:54 am
God probably has an enormous mouth, so that is an impressive feat for Ezekiel.
14 October, 2010 at 1:53 am
Mouth or schlong?
14 October, 2010 at 4:42 am
Oh, right, I read that wrong. Of course, the scroll. But if the book says God is gagging… is this, perhaps, auto-fellatio? Can God have a schlong so big that God cannot fellate it? Oh my, I think I may have located a flaw in the logic of divine omnisexualpotence…
14 October, 2010 at 4:55 pm
According to a paper I’m giving today at the Centre for Gender Research here is Oslo, Ez gives himself a blow-job in Ez 2-3. Hasn’t every boy tried this one, sucking his own dick? Well, Ez pulls it off, so to speak.
19 October, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Like the scene in the movie ShortBus … we are wathcing the the guy filming himself doing this … classic