Clever marketing ploy or genuine dumb-arse mistake? A newish range of organic skin products ‘from the hills of Perth’ was dubbed kussen. Now, in Dutch – the product’s founder’s mother was Dutch – it means ‘to kiss’ or ‘kisses’ (singular kus). Nice thought, really: these products ‘kiss’ your skin and bring it to life. Is this not ‘beauty care the way nature intended it’?
What was not intended or expected was the explosion of Danish interest in the new product range from the Perth Hills. On 17 January the Kussen facebook page had more than 30,000 hits, newspaper articles were written in Extrabladet (and here), and a kussen facebook fan club was established in Denmark, which now has more than 13000 members. The catch is that in Danish the word means ‘cunt’ or ‘pussy’. Try the following: in these quotations from the Kussen website and facebook page, every time you see ‘kussen’ read as ‘cunt’:
From the hills of Perth comes Kussen.
About Kussen.
Kussen does not test on animals, nor do we use any base products that are tested on animals.
I’ve tried Kussen and I would definitely recommend it to others.
Kussen is available to everyone! Do you know someone who has none?
Good morning from Australia! Does your day involve a little Kussen?
‘You smell so good I could eat you!’ Kussen foot scrub.
mmmmm – Cinnamon Kussen. Fits in your pocket!
OK, you get the picture. But interest is up and sales are pumping in Denmark.
25 January, 2010 at 5:57 pm
You have a knack for finding the strangest things.
I recall your post about donating bicycles… any spare ones lying around that I could borrow when I move up to Newcastle next week? I’m the soon-to-start Phd student who was at your book launch in Melbourne, and I’ll have to do alot of travelling in the first week while searching for a room share… thought a bike might come in handy, and I was reminded of your Canberra donation!
25 January, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Rob, I actually have one lying around that I picked up and repaired. It is a bit on the smallish side, but you are welcome to it.
25 January, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Excellent. Just for a few days.
25 January, 2010 at 6:41 pm
just to be anal: everytime you see kussen read as THE cunt
25 January, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I actually had that initially (en as def article) but it didn’t work so well with some of the quotations.
25 January, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Thanks for the promo guys – I can find anything on the fanpage set up in Denmark with 13000 fans though….got a link?
26 January, 2010 at 7:54 am
Greetings! Um, my mistake. I was fed this information by a Danish informer, but it turns out to be your own facebook page. What a bummer.
26 January, 2010 at 10:57 am
yes, and I killed JFK too
26 January, 2010 at 4:50 am
Isn’t anyone ever disappointed to find out that Kussen is not quite what they were looking for? Do those who hit the site stay for a while, browsing the many wonderful products; or do they just go, “fuck that” and surf elsewhere? Just wondered…
26 January, 2010 at 7:54 am
Possibly, but the PR is more than anyone could want.
26 January, 2010 at 11:07 am
Possibly John – however any publicity is good publicity right?
28 January, 2010 at 9:59 am
an interesting development – Kussen has been silenced! FB has taken not only the business page, but also my personal page. 3 emails over 2 days have lead to no explanation so far. Danish newspapers have run an article and a support group has started up on FB
SHAME FACEBOOK SHAME!!
28 January, 2010 at 10:20 am
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