On a post concerning Luther and homosexuality, Jim West opined in the comments that he finds all sex outside a hetero marriage abominable. Now that reminded me of the Methodists I knew as I grew up. As liberal as you like with theology, but when it came to sexual morals, it was chastity belts built like tanks. So the question is: does Jim West dance? Why do I ask? Well, the Methodists frowned upon dancing. The ostensible reason was that it would excite the passions and lead to sex. However, it seems to me now that relation was the obverse: not dancing -> sex, but sex -> dancing. That is, if a couple was dancing they had already had sex! So they banned dancing. If you see Jim West dancing, or perhaps have seen him dancing, let me know.